satans-fabulous-blog:

morphingly:

brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.

(via i-love-you-pluto)

the-sound-of-blah:

vanehwasreal:

vanehwasreal:

you say that you’ve read fucked up fanfic but let me tell you about this one

who could forget quality writing such as

mein motherfucking kampf 2

OH MY FUCKING GOD

LITERALLY

I have died… 

(via imsayingbelieveinmagicyoumuggle)

spoken-not-written:

ifyouhadwings:

teamniceboyfriends:

IF YOU DON’T SHIP MY OTP I SWEAR TO GOD i’ll be okay with that

YOU DON’T LIKE MY FAVORITE THING, I’M GONNA respect the fact that you have your own taste

BUT IF YOU INSULT ME BECAUSE OF WHAT I LIKE OR SAY WHAT I LIKE IS SHIT i will hunt you down and kill you

(via imsayingbelieveinmagicyoumuggle)

jaclcfrost:

if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners

(via buzgu)